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Since the 1950′s, Disneyland employees were not allowed to have facial hair and were sent home for being ‘UNSHAVEN”. Meanwhile, Walt Disney rocked the ever-so-popular “Pedophile” mustache or “Molester” mustache behind closed doors. Well, it’s all about to change. Based … Continue reading
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With Harold Camping and his Family Radio followers proclaiming May 21, 2011 as the beginning of the end of the world, B&B contacted Black Jesus at his pilates retreat in Sedona, AZ to get a run down on the upcoming … Continue reading
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Someone dares to question that this is an authentic mug shot of black Jesus. You can’t not pay an intern enough to find the right photo. Rugs @ 75% Off – Sale All Rugs Ship in 1 Business Day … Continue reading
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In light of the success of his pilates class, Jesus has delayed the Second Coming. Shown here demonstrating the powerful effects of “just an hour each day of natural body resistance.” Rent Your Textbooks & Save up to 85%! Having … Continue reading
“Black Jesus’ mug shot. The man is said to have gained popularity among inmates for his ‘wicked crazy card tricks’ and an unexplained ability to make the drinking fountains flow with wine.”
The “Jesus Christ Returns Tour” is on hold after the messiah was detained in Arizona for lack of proper identification and immigration papers. Arresting Officer Jeremiah Polanski said he approached the man after he appeared to be behaving in “a crazy, seemingly drug fueled manner, and not speaking a lick of English.” When asked for ID the man “simply shrugged and turned away,” leaving Officer Polanski little choice but to “take him down.” Sheriff Bill O’Malley defended the arrest saying, “You get a man dressed in that attire (a white robe), a beard that screams either vagrancy or militant, dark skin, a lack of cooperation, and no ID. What we’ve got here is more than a failure to communicate, we’ve got a lawbreaking illegal with no respect for the written law.”
Through an interpreter Black Jesus told the BBP that his advisers had warned him about a stop over in Arizona for his Second Coming Tour, but he thought they were simply overreacting in fear of history repeating itself. He has been booked into Maricopa County Jail on charges of vagrancy in addition to INS questions of citizenship.
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