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Illustration Courtesy of Ben DeHart Designs Beer with me. You die. You see your body below as you float up. You go to the white light. And then there’s Jesus, bartender extraordinaire, with mugs of your 5 favorite brews while … Continue reading
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Does every seat you sit in develop salt stains from your sweating? As if the crying baby wasn’t enough, i just paid $400 to be a de facto confessor and therapist for a pudgy middle-aged man who refuses to acknowledge … Continue reading
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As families across the world take their summer vacations, wedding season kicks into high gear, and chubby pasty people overtake the beaches, we have some travel warnings: Travel Warning 1) For Men Only–Avoid Airport/Airplane Bathrooms: 99% of the time if a bathroom stall … Continue reading
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Talk about neglect. If the piñata was a step-child, it’d be red headed, bearded, and chubby. And by that we mean neglected COOL. Mini booze bottles are a must, but try to avoid using only the $.99 bottles pushed at … Continue reading
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The day is near, gentlemen. The days of arguments being framed in the context of “Oprah said” are numbered. And men around the world are rejoicing. Kegs of Arrogant Bastard are being tapped. The charcoal is lit. Various delicious pork … Continue reading
Can Kirk Cameron please take a roll where his only acting goal is to not be a d-bag? Can Ray Comfort do any research on his props? Warning: that would include science. [poll id="4"] BBP © 2011
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Besides the accepted scientific fact that Hedge Fund Managers lack the common courtesy of a reach-around, there’s also the issue of no lube. At least spit on it or something. (If you’re offended by our language/imagery: 26,000 kids die every … Continue reading
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Someone dares to question that this is an authentic mug shot of black Jesus. You can’t not pay an intern enough to find the right photo. Rugs @ 75% Off – Sale All Rugs Ship in 1 Business Day … Continue reading
There comes a time in relationships where one ventures into unchartered territory and exposes themselves to the possibility of criticisim and rebuke. No we’re not talking about the “I love you dilemma,” but the conundrum faced during a good night’s … Continue reading
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Whereas some on the conservative side may have snickered over the “Instant Karma’s Gonna Get You” incongruity, can you imagine perhaps John Lennon & Neil Young putting an album together, say the way Waylon Jennings & Willie Nelson did. The … Continue reading