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Reggie Watts–Musician, artist, performer, Beard & Belly all-star.
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Bill Belichick Makes Non-Patriot Fans Hate Their GM: Selects Marcus Cannon, Belly of Valor
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Bill Belichick is a genius. By selecting Marcus Cannon with the 138th pick of the 2011 draft, he gets a first round talent that other teams stayed away from because of Cannon’s recent diagnose of non-Hodgkins lymphoma. Obviously there is … Continue reading
Sage Francis
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Sage Francis, brilliantly bearded beautifully bellied scribe of limitless lyrics. For info on the genius, Sage Francis, go here
Charlie Daniels, Beard of Glory & Belly of Valor
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Charlie Daniels Facts as supplied by Beards & Bellies 1) Charlie Daniels’ coat is made from the hides of unicorns he lured into traps with his sweet ass fiddle. 2) While he was a supporter of Jimmy Carter, he is … Continue reading
Edward Gibbon: Belly of Valor
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Edward Gibbon, Belly of Valor, and author of the classic: “The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire” It should be required reading for any politician.
Beards & Bellies Seànce with Jim Morrison, Pt. 1
Beards&BelliesPress: You got the beard. You got the belly. You got the ladies. What’s one thing you wish you’d tried but didn’t?
JM: One thing I wish I tried but didn’t? Hm? . . . Macaroni and Cheese stuffed into an all beef hot dog that is rolled in jalapeños and oreos then battered in Green Flash IPA and King Arthur Flour then dusted in panko bread crumbs and deep fried in the umbilical oil of baby seals and served with a dipping sauce crema of Dodo bird egg yolk and Unicorn fetus.
BBP: That’s sounds delicious.
Jim Morrison: I know, right.
BBP 2010©
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Jack Black
Zach Galifianakis
“Hey d-bag, where’s your beard and belly?”
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Meg Whitman's Admission
“It’s not the money. It’s not PMS. I’m just like this.”
BBP 2010©
July 5, 2010
At a fundraised today in Bakersfield Meg Whitman announced, unprompted and unquestioned, “It’s not the money. It’s not PMS. I’m just like this.” The gubernatorial candidate had just taken the last two scoops of potato salad at the “Let’s Get Down Political Talk Down” fundraiser BBQ. Asked in reference to what, Whitman responded, “You’re a smart writer. You figure it out.”
Sir John Falstaff
